why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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