- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Women's rights...

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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