Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

NAACP

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Keanu Reaves

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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