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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

stuarts mum

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

knock knock There's no door

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