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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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