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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Womens rights !

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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