A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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