- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Fat people

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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