It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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butt sex

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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The jets are a good team..

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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