What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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