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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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