- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

YO FACE

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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