- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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