- Anti Joke

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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