- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

So, how 'bout that airline food?

How high is a Chinaman

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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