A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

why did the black guy die? cancer

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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