When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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3.14159365358979323846264

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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