Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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