If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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