What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Tough crowd tonight...

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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