Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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drugs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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