What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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