- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the deal with brown?

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

I have suicidal thoughts

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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