Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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You just read this ..

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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my gramma died

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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