penis

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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