Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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