- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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