Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

troll----> hahaha---->

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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