What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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GADZOOKS!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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