Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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