What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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