There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Women's rights...

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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