- Anti Joke

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Wait what? I did not type that!

Tough crowd tonight...

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.