- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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