How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

whats 69+2? 71

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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