Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Tough crowd tonight...

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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