- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Amazing

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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