Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Womens rights

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

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