What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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hi bye

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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