Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

whats 69+2? 71

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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