- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Womens rights

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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