- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

7 So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.