Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Do you want icecream, Björn?

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Anti Joke

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