You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

book 'em danno

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

shut up iggy

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A sober Amy Winehouse

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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