- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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