A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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NEVER

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Fart

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Hello.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Moooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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