- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

a pornstar comes early to a party

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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