- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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