- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your face is hilarious.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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