- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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