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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I am a women

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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