Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Anti Joke

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