Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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