How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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hey justin

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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