- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I've got a dig bick

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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