Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

U mad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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