- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

U mad?

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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