What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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