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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Penis

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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