- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Do you know what's not right? Left.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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