- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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