What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Brad Fuller!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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420

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Women's rights

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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