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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

a horse nibbled a baby

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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