Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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homework

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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