Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Gay Rights

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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