- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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