What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Brad Fuller!

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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420

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Women's rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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