What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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I have aids

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Mormons having fun.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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