Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

How old are you? 20

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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