- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

I have suicidal thoughts

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Yo mamas so fat.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Hillary Clinton

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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