- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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