Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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black people

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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