So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Your face is hilarious.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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