- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

knock knock There's no door

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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