The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

woman's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

black people

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Neither have I

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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