Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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obama's promises

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Your Mom

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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