- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Women's rights...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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