- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Women's rights...

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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