What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

My kids are mistakes.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Safe sex MR

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

u suck

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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