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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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