- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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