What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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poo

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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