Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Your Mom!!!

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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