Three baby seals walk into a club...

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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