Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Where's my tractor?

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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