- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

world peace

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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