Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Agent 47.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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