What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Women's rights

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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out of your comfort zone

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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