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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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