Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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