Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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